Because kidnapping people and forcing them to act out your interesting make-believe worlds is technically illegal.
people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
Also most of you are assholes like me who have not exercised in months and who have no survival skills we would be the first to die you guys.
WELL YOU’RE NOT GONNA SURVIVE WITH A CAN’T DO ATTITUDE
‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’
‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’
‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’
‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as